Evróvisjón

Hugur minn í garð Evróvisjón hlýnaði um kvartgráðu við að hlýða á framlag Dr. Gunna og Heiðu. Ekki síst vegna þess að þarna var komið fram lag með texta sem Kristján Hreinsson átti hreinlega ekkert í - en hann er eins og allir vita ásælnasta og mest uppáþrengjandi Júróvisjónplágan (ásamt Roland Hartwell).

Þar sem lagið Heilinn minn mun vinna þessa keppni, ef eitthvað „réttlæti“ er til, mun Dr. Gunni þurfa enskan texta við lagið. Ég snaraði honum því yfir á ensku fyrir hann. Hann má eiga hann skuldlaust og nota úti í Finnlandi.

Lagið heitir Endorphin (með röngum, íslenskum framburði: „endorfín“).

Endorphin

My momma told me everything
Why daddy gave her a diamond ring
It was the endorphin
That made him feel so keen

You cannot really buy happiness
It wasn't money that made her say 'Yes'
It was the endorphin
Splashing through her spleen

And I know
That once the juice starts filling up my mind
I will find
Myself on top of the world
Oh, my jugular is throbbing
Oh, I don't believe in sobbing

My heart is just a big lump of meat
Red and shiny, in all, rather neat
It is the endorphin
Without it I turn mean.

When I see you my face fills with blood
I start to look just like a rosebud
It's the endorphin
Happiness machine

And I know
That once the juice starts filling up my mind
I will find
Myself on top of the world
Oh, my jugular is throbbing
Oh, I don't believe in sobbing

(guitar solo)

And I know
That once the juice starts filling up my mind
I will find
Myself on top of the world
Oh, my jugular is throbbing
Oh, I don't believe in sobbing